Thursday, December 15, 2011

How Not to Schedule a Road Test in Kentucky

Counties to avoid: Scott, Grant, Owen, Bourbon. 
Call Woodford Co Tuesday @8am or you'll miss him. 
Call Winchester 737 7398 between 8-830am Thursdays or you'll miss him.
Jessamine's open Mon, Tues, Wed, Fri. Today's Thurs..
Lex: Call police? Busy signal...
Wait, why can't I find my permit? He didn't give it back??
He hates me.
Yes, I'm a US citizen.. 
Aw! The first nice lady I've spoken to! She even called me honey! 
I'm on hold.. Come on Frankfort, don't fail...
And you failed. 
Why can't you accept people from Georgetown??
I'm going to go cry now.
And try and find out why the guy stole my permit.


Good news, he didn't steal it. He just put it in the car next to me without mentioning it. Or maybe he mentioned it and I didn't hear. Regardless, I can now legally  drive again. With someone over 21...


On with the search..

Come on, Sheba, I only have 30mins till everyone shuts down!
Harrison Co doesn't take Georgetownians either..
Anderson Co:
Wednesday 830-10 
beside the courthouse 
permission slip. 
Yay! Success! 

Scott
Owen
Grant
Bourbon
Woodford
Franklin
Clark
Fayette
Harrison...

I think we're good here.
See ya Wednesday.

Monday, November 28, 2011

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Greek lamb sounds good.
I had an awesome dream about the Mad Hatter last night. I was Alice. It was so cool.
Unhelpful guys from church are unhelpful and useless.
Pizza is yum. But not really on my new healthy eating plan...
Remember cassette tapes? Good times. I should do a photo post I guess...
brb

Saturday, November 26, 2011

"Oh, blow me a kiss, and that's lucky too!"

I'm not a chimney sweep. I am a pet sitter. 
So why is it every time I go pet sitting I start whistling The Chimney Sweep's Song from Mary Poppins?
I got lost in thought the other.. Wow that's a ton of popcorn...
I think I have my turkey recipe perfected. Can you say WholeLottaButter?
My business has a twitter. Just starting it really. Can't wait to get the website up and running.

We (I..) also offer plantsitting and selective* babysitting.

*If there are no stalkers/ creepy exes, drug problems, drinking problems, and/ or previous criminal records, I'll gladly keep your kid. 

Cats, dogs, and zombies. Fun. Sunflowers by Vincent Van Gogh is still my favorite painting. 
"Mr. Boone! I'd like to talk to you!"
That makes four of us. Faith drives better than I do. 
"You make me smile."
May I ask you where you got your information? 
"I don't want to be skinny! I want to be *gaunt!*" ~Diane
She's brilliant. Ish.
My grandmother has an iphone. I know, I'm still having trouble processing this. 
She also has a gmail.. If I still used gchat, I'd totally invite her to talk.. We'll stick to texting, I guess. 
The orthodontist made my teeth MORE crooked. That's what I get for being proactive and fixing something that wasn't "broked."
All I wanted to do was get a retainer to prevent my wisdom teeth from causing issues.. But noooo "Retainer with springs! It'll keep your teeth nice and straighter!" 
Lies. All of it.

I miss David. 
A crazy cat lady stole him. 
Leo saw her, not me..
He said she was carrying our neighbor's cat into her house..
I'm all for crazy cat ladies, but you're supposed to adopt 50 cats, not steal them!
*Sigh*
Some people just don't take a hint. 
Hiking is just walking!
That's what makes it awesome.
Kevin couldn't fingure out why we didn't go in the woods after our pet sitting adventure, like usual..
He doesn't understand that barefoot + woods after dark = really bad idea.
Does it have a name?
You should have known that I would ask. Everything has a name. 
Hallmark Christmas movies are so corny I wanna die.
You gotta love it.
"I already got my Christmas present!" *Kisses the girl* ~Every Hallmark Christmas movie ever.
How to save Verizon voice mails to mp3?
I have no clue. I need to learn though.. It's Daddy's Christmas gift.
I think Mary knows by now.
Ok, ok, I have the best, semi-homemade, recipe ever.
It involves bacon.
It's perfect.
Miss Piggy rocks my toe socks, and Faith and I are going to see the Muppet movie.
I'm sleepy.
And Happy.
And Dopey.
And Sneezey.
And Grumpy.
And Bashful (believe it or not..)
And Doc.
There are times I do wonder.. 
Ok, Faithy wants me to rock her to sleep.
See you tomorrow.



Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Jackie Chan?

I'll do a whole blog post on the concert later.
Until then, enjoy his new song!



"As you doze off tonight, I'll toss and turn.
As your sweet dreams take flight, I'll crash and burn.
While your heart flutters free, I still can't breathe.
As you stir in your sleep, I hope you think of me."



Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Blue.

Shut up, I'm a ninja Smurf.

And yes, I am wearing a hoodie.
 I only own three, 
and as it was within reach when I left my room,
 I ended up wearing it. 
I still don't like to wear them.
All clear? 
Goodbye.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Where are you, men of courage?

"Maybe I'm crazy but I'm praying
That an angel will love meAn angel will love me
Maybe I'm a fool but I'm still fallingAsking heaven above meFor an angel to love meThe rest of my life."
The Come to the Well album by Casting Crowns is perfectly lovely.
"Seek justice, love mercy, walk humbly with your God."

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Bunny Trailing.. Brb

Simon Templer.. The Saint.
Stupid Scotland Yard dude knows nothing. Go home and stay out of trouble. Striker? Strider?
Faith's so cute. I hope you know what you're doing. I make a point of it. She's eating an elephant. Should I be worried? 61 was the limit. You just asked your "dear friend" to play a waitress. She's good. I bet she looks good in hats.. That's what I'd like to know.. My feet hurt all the way up to my hips. I somehow managed to wriggle all the way to the darkest corner of our attic in search of an old baby dress of mine. Mom wants to give it to me for my hope chest. I like my steak raw. Really? I'll get it eventually. Me? Playing matchmaker? Only with a few people.. All of whom I've met in person, so no worries. They all live in separate states though.. I need to throw a party,maybe? Go sample your own roast beef. Oooooooooh.... That makes sense.. Look at that necklace. Don't move, Templer. Don't sneeze, or we die, darling. It's only 7pm and it is dark.
Goodbye.