Friday, October 14, 2011

Buzz Lightyear is not a jerk. But the rest of this article was funny.


TOP TEN BIGGEST JERKS IN DISNEY FILMS

10. Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story.
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This jerk’s always gonna be a jerk. He can be a cool jerk, but oh man, what a jerk. Flying up in the toy room like he’s the number one. Get out. No one asked you. What a jerk.
9. That mean priest in Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
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Why does this jerk want everyone to die? Look at his horse, what a jerk.
8. The clock, Beauty and the Beast.
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Just worry about the time, you jerk. Stop worrying so much. You make the candle do everything for you, anyway. What a jerk.
7. The seagull, The Little Mermaid.
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What is this guy doing and why is he so loud about it? What a jerk.

6. That bird who doesn’t want Simba to be king, The Lion King.
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What is this bird’s problem? The bear is going to be king anyway! Let the tiger be king, it’s not hard. And stop talking all the time, he’s just a little cheetah. Way to be a jerk.
5. The Cave Of Wonders, Aladdin.
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Don’t even get me started on this jerk. Comes from nowhere. Makes you hunt him down. Finally you get in and he collapses on you. Just to be a jerk. What a jerk.
4. Spaghetti, Lady and the Tramp.
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Don’t make the dogs fight over you, what a jerk.
3. John Smith,  Pocahontas.
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This is the biggest jerk ever in the world I can’t believe this jerk just strode through Pocahontas’ land, what a jerk. John Smith is a horrible person, especially in this movie. Big jerk.
2. The Tangleds, Tangled.
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What jerks, getting all tangled and locked in towers and stuff. Making me try to care about you. I didn’t even see your movie, you jerks.
1. The Ocean, Finding Nemo.
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This jerk made it impossible for Nemo to find his dad and for dad to find Nemo. Why do you have to be so big, Ocean? It’s like you don’t care about anyone but yourself. What a jerk.

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